The absurd existence of Mr. Blob

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He’s like something out of Pirandello: one character in search of an orifice.


Kids are so weird

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28 Arms Later

“I’VE GOT TWENTY-EIGHT ARMS!”
Oh sweetie, what you just made is a Lego version of “the human centipede.” How unintentionally awful.

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She’s baaaaaaaaaack

Oh, hello. You again.

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Newsworthiness

The kid doesn’t watch or read news – or recognize the “grim reaper” character – but still seems to have an intuitive sense of what’s newsworthy: technology and death. Stop the press!

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I also like how they’ve made news out of the news … The kid’s obviously cut out for journalism.


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Congratulations?

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Note the question mark, and the expression of shock.


Character building exercise

Something else discovered among the reams of paper the kid brought home after clearing out their desk for the summer: a collection of notes towards an imaginary bestiary. Here are a few of the weirder characters they came up with.

"Fun fact: Root Beer Floaty doesn't usually float"

“Fun fact: Root Beer Floaty doesn’t usually float”

CreepyPrincess

“She likes to get what she wants”

1StepDolly

Not sure what program Dolly is in “Step 1” of here.

 


Save Our … Salsa?

The end of the school year, when kids clear out their desks and backpacks, is always a fine time to find weird things kids make, like this napkin doodle.
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The government told us

Overheard between the kids playing make-believe:

– The government told us to practice standing still
– Why?
– I don’t know, but let’s do this